{"id":35750,"date":"2020-09-05T16:55:54","date_gmt":"2020-09-05T11:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/?p=35750"},"modified":"2020-12-29T09:51:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T04:21:10","slug":"online-casino-crowdfunding-to-finance-transfers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/online-casino-crowdfunding-to-finance-transfers\/","title":{"rendered":"Casino Online & Crowdfunding To Finance Transfers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Manchester City hierarchy has decided to raise money through a casino online<\/strong><\/a> and ask their imaginary fans to chip in, as the Sky Blues struggle to compete financially with their Premier League rivals.<\/p>\n

What Happened?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola couldn\u2019t restrain his emotions as he was explaining the financial hardship he has to endure with. In a sentimental press conference the Catalonian said,<\/p>\n

\u201cWe can\u2019t do it, guys! Liverpool spends money, Arsenal spends money, Manchester United spends money. In this situation, how do you expect us to compete with them?\u201d<\/p>\n

Tears came down Pep\u2019s face as he was breaking down the harsh reality he is facing at the moment.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe are trying to build a squad here that can challenge for silverware home and abroad. But, to do that we need money. We don\u2019t have that in comparison to the competition\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cArsene Wenger never had to worry about money! He wanted the club to build a stadium, and they built it out of their own pocket. Sir Alex Ferguson won 13 trophies, but those didn\u2019t come cheap! He had spent an astonishing amount of money to get that. You have no idea how much money they spent behind the Class of 92.\u201d<\/p>\n

Liverpool have won their first Premier League title in 30 years this season and bettered Pep Guardiola\u2019s Manchester City side by 18 points.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe gap is unbridgeable, mate!\u201d, Guardiola went on saying.<\/p>\n

\u201cThey have heavily invested in their squad. They spent big money to assemble that squad. We don\u2019t have the quality to match them.\u201d<\/p>\n

The reporters reminded the former Barcelona manager that he had spent billions in the transfer market since he came in and were subject to UEFA\u2019s sanction for financial irregularities.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s all a conspiracy, you see!\u201d the 49-year-old stressed. \u201cThey don\u2019t want club like ours to flourish! They want to protect the status quo of established powerhouses. \u201c<\/p>\n

What Does The Owner Say?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan aka Sheikh Mansour has spared no expense since his takeover of Manchester City in 2008. To be precise, he has spent so much behind City that he has now lost his business and has moved to the garage of his parent\u2019s palace.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat guy needs more money? What is he building? A football team or a space force to take down Darth Vader and the Empire?\u201d Sheikh Mansour screamed in agony as we asked him about Guardiola via video conference.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat club is a bottomless pit I tell you! All I\u2019ve done in the last 12 years is to spend money behind that club. But, that garbage pile barely gave me a dime back.\u00a0 There are no fans, I had to spend millions to instill crowd noise inside the stadium. The Etihad Stadium has been socially distancing long before the pandemic came. \u201c<\/p>\n

Mr. Mansour pointed out that he can\u2019t afford investing more money into that club.<\/p>\n

\u201cI spent billions there, but still that club won\u2019t win the Champions League. When you are spending that insane amount of money you would expect it to win the best titles. Not a tinpot league title, that even a broke-ass Leicester City had won a few years back.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhatever money I had left, I had to spend it to hire the lawyers and of course, bribe the CAS. Now, I can\u2019t even afford my daily purchase of Ferraris and Bugattis. Things are going rough, man,\u201d Sheikh Mansour lamented while sitting in a diamond etched throne in his parents\u2019 garage.<\/p>\n

How The Club Is Tackling The Situation<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cWe have to be innovative to remedy the current situation,\u201d said club chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak.<\/p>\n

\u201cThese are unprecedented times, and we must come up with a unique solution to our problems. \u201c<\/p>\n

\u201cIt could prove to be a great source of revenue. We will be placing a lot of bets online to raise the money we need to fund our transfers. \u201c<\/p>\n

\u201cWe have also asked our fans to contribute financially so that we can alleviate this matter. Well, we are mostly banking on Man United fans to fund us because we virtually have no fans and they know that we are a safer bet than their own team to stop Liverpool from winning the league again next season.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mr. Khaldoon also spelled out the extent of financial backup his club needs to compete with top teams.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, it has to be around a billion pounds. We need to pay off the defenders we currently have, because they are good for nothing. And trigger the release clauses of all decent defenders in the world.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Manchester City hierarchy has decided to raise money through a casino online and ask their imaginary fans to chip in, as the Sky Blues struggle to compete financially with their Premier League rivals. What Happened? Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola couldn\u2019t restrain his emotions as he was explaining the financial hardship he has to endure […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35751,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87384],"tags":[87373,88158,88163,88164,88153,88162,88159,88154,87369,87380,87375,88155,88160,88166,88161,88167,88165,88157,88156],"class_list":["post-35750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-online-casinos","tag-best-online-casino","tag-can-we-play-online-casino","tag-can-you-play-slots-for-real-money-online","tag-can-you-win-online-slots","tag-casino-online","tag-do-online-casinos-cheat","tag-how-do-online-casinos-work","tag-live-casino-online","tag-online-casino","tag-online-casino-game-real-money","tag-online-casino-games","tag-play-casino-online","tag-what-is-the-best-and-safest-online-casino","tag-what-is-the-best-free-online-casino","tag-what-is-the-biggest-online-casino","tag-whats-the-best-time-to-go-to-the-casino","tag-which-casino-has-the-highest-payout","tag-which-is-the-best-online-casino-in-india","tag-which-is-the-best-online-casino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35750\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wikitechy.com\/technology\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}